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Why is it called Cheesetown?
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Random joke of the day/week/month/year or whenever I get around to changing it.

The answer

Many great questions face humanity at this time. One of those has to be "why is Kirkliston called Cheesetown?"

There are two explanations.
 The first is that when Burns stayed here for a night, he engraved a poem that included cheese on the window of the house he was staying in (castle house, now the oldest house in the village).
 The second is that when the Forth Rail Bridge was being built, the workers who stayed in Kirkliston usually had cheese in thier sandwiches.
Clearly the latter is the most plausable theory.

Cheesetown
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(I found it funny anyway)