The Burglar
A burglar breaks in to a house at night and starts looking for things to steal. He sees a DVD
player and puts it in his swag bag. As soon as he has done this he hears a voice from above which sais "Jesus is watching
you!" Thinking it's just nerves he gets back to work and lifts a hi-fi system but again as soon as it goes in the sack he
hears the words "Jesus is watching you!" although he is starting to get really nervous, he carries on and goes for the widescreen
TV in the corner (you will by now have gathered that it was a particularly big swag bag). Again he hears a voice from above
say "Jesus is watching you!" This time he drops his bag in fright as he realises he really is hearing this and is about to
run for it when he spots a parrot sitting smugly in the corner.
"Oh that's clever" said the burglar with the feeling of relief that comes with discovering
that the voice you were hearing was a really just a parrot. "what's your name then?"
The parrot replies: "My name is Moses!"
The Burglar asks "Moses? What kind of idiot calls their parrot Moses?"
The Parrot replies: "The same idiot that called thier rotwieler Jesus!"
